I Got Girls

I got girls who have had my back for years, and some who have had my back from distances,  only minutes, and only cyber miles. I am forever greatful they put up with my shit on any level, and they aren’t afraid to give me some credit for being a decent human too.

These women play it classy when I blunt mouth gets out of control.

Some let me corrupt them from ages 12-20.

They’ll be MY designated driver.

They can appreciate a random “Sandman” post card via snail mail.

Drive us everwhere, every time, because I drive a huge truck that eats gas. 

I say “I would love to have that book” and it’s on my doorstep in under three days.

They “Get” my sarcastic, analytical attitude . 

Let ME do her hair, hurt her scalp and still think I’m rad. 

Oh My God they leave me benign emails with subject lines like ,”Big Penis’s and Tight Asses”  and inside the email is a link to Amazon.

I love these ladies. You know who you are. All of you ladies, be good to each-other. We’re a species with immense strengths. We should use them, and stop being petty to one another. That shit makes me mad.

Thanks girls. For being fucking fabulous!!!!