50 Things Me
1. I’ve lived in the same town for 29 years.
2. It’s rural, and tiny but I love it.
3. I have three kids, Pierce, Rowan, and Arden.
4. I have 4 cats and a dog.
5. I foster pets for other people too. I have only the 4 cats and one dog right now.
6. My house is incredibly clean though, as smells seriously offend me. AND I have lots of land.
7. I wrote a book when I was 14. It’s corny.
8. I’m finally going to school to study your brain.
9. And I love it!
10. I haven’t worked outside the home in 6 years.
11. My husband is the UPS man.
12. I play a mean guitar.
13. I have about 14 tatoos.
14. I smoked for 12 years.
15. I haven’t had a smoke since April 2007.
16. I have a soundtrack that plays in my head. All the time.
17. I know Tae Kwon Do very well.
18. People think I’m gay a lot…
20. …when I’m bisexual.
21. I’ve been married 6 years.
22. But we’ve been inseperable for 11.
23. I take photographs. A lot of them.
24. I’m very, very, short.
25. I met my husband on some ones doorstep.
26. I am super loyal to my friends.
25. I am terrified of bears.
21. Getting my hands wet with anything but water makes me freak.
22. My favorite place to shop is Good Will.
23. Yeah, I’m stuck in the 1990’s.
24. My favorite singer is Ani Difranco.
25. My favorite band is Alice In Chains.
26. SO stuck in the 90’s.
27. I like studying.
28. The first thing I ever ran over with my car was a kitten.
29. I was mortified and didnt drive myself anywhere for a month.
30. I used to have a car covered in flower power and pot sitckers.
31. I love playing video games.
32. I read a book a day. Or try.
33. When I grow up I’m going to counsel women, in domestic violence, PTSD, and addictions.
34. I’m a borderline misandrist (look it up).
35. I have major surgery on my legs at least once every two years for a disorder call fibrosis.
36. I’ve had intensive pain therapy before.
37. They stuck needles in my spine.
38. I know how to speak some Korean.
39. I drive a ginormous rig, a truck we call “Dave” .
40. I’d follow Jason Mraz into hell.
41. Consequently I don’t believe in hell.
42. I used to write for websites about herbs and flowers.
43. I take a mean Natural Still.
44. Did I say I have several FABULOUS women who support the shit outa me?!xo
45. I’ve faught in competitions and taken home first.
46. I’ve faught in the gym and gotten my ankle broken.
47. I tore my foot out of my leg joint and split my bone and tendon.
48. It took me two years to recover from the injury and subsequent surgeries.
49. I’m completely sarcastic, and synical, analytical and sardonic….
50. ..but I really love life and am completely happy with existing as I do.


Ellie said
Amazing list! Congrats on the quitting of the cancer sticks, from a still-smoking, 5′2″ Ani-lovin’ fan across the ocean
junocozmos said
yay we’re both super short, and Love Ani! Woohoo, we were definately made for one another ; )~ xo
Jenn said
Yay! Great list, baby cakes.
xoxo
nodramaplease said
Yes this is all you and very true
stonelickarte said
?….19….?
junocozmos said
lol yeah I guess I did forget 19~ lol
stonelickarte said
Thought that was an age, left out on purpose, Angel said she would of caught it 1st.
anonymom said
We have several things in common–I too wrote a corny book at 14 (or thereabouts). I used to write scathing short stories about the popular kids in school and circulate them anonymously, but I think they all really knew who it was. I also had a nasty ankle break and subsequent surgery. I still have to get some screws removed…I guess I have a screw loose…
LN said
HOW short?
way to go on the no-smoking!
junocozmos said
I tell people I’m five feet two inches, ellen, and thats not true. I’m actualy five foot one inch. damn now everyone knows!
thanks on the non smoking. : )